I got off the train with fits of laughter today. This woman was dressed like a Pimpmama on the train. And I mean the whole uniform. She had leapard print shirt and shoes, and dazzling hat to match. Between her and the other woman trying to poof her hair up into a ball on her head, I was laughing hysterically. So I looked one more time at Pimpmama and wondered who the hell would dress like that. When I closed my eyes to rest during the train ride, I opened them when I got to my stop. And guess what? Surprise! Pimpmama is sitting right next to me, sucking her teeth. She kept edging closer to me, and I didn't know whether to laugh or look away. The train was almost empty with so many seats, and here she was sitting next to me not letting me breathe. Only in NY do you find these people.
When I went for a walk today after school, this friggin 40 yr old man stops me and says " Good afternoon" I glared at his direction with a what-the-hell-is-yr-damn-problem-pervert look. Geez, I've been attracting weird people today. I blame it on Ravi. He started the weirdness.
